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About
Contraptions
Every
weird
morning so far
3 mornings, newest first. None of them normal.
Episode 3
Pasty Green
It goes on the canvas in an easy-A art class, turns out to be recycled atoms, and might be my distant relative.
Episode 2
The Life of a Cursor
It blinks on my screen, agrees to everything, and moves one pixel on its own after I go to bed.
Episode 1
The Plant Hanger
It droops in my kitchen, insists it’s a work of art, and dreams of Thailand.